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What Is a 'Sophisticated Handjob,' and Isn't It an Oxymoron? - Jezebel


What Is a 'Sophisticated Handjob,' and Isn't It an Oxymoron?
Jezebel
Includes positions, toys, erogenous zones and more. Women* only. Even if this was a Cosmo sex-technique inflation, I had to agree: "overlooked sexual technique," indeed — or rather, outgrown, mocked, maligned, avoided, and as a result, relegated to ...


Jeb Bush Thinks Maybe He Would Possibly Like To Lose GOP Nomination For ... - Wonkette (satire)


Wonkette (satire)

Jeb Bush Thinks Maybe He Would Possibly Like To Lose GOP Nomination For ...
Wonkette (satire)
Are Americans so wedded to tradition that they will entertain the idea of yet another Bush in the White House, or did Dubya completely fuck up his little brother's chance to hold the highest office in the land? Well, when even yr mom ... As reported by ...

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What We Left Behind - New Yorker (satire)


New Yorker (satire)

What We Left Behind
New Yorker (satire)
But, far more often, Maliki used his position to continue the war for the Shiites, fighting what he sees as an irreconcilable group of Sunni revanchists. Sami al-Askari, a member of parliament .... “Fuck that.” At least one U.S. diplomat in Baghdad ...

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"Nobody ever heard of an 'adjunct administrator'": Higher Ed SNAFU - Reason (blog)


"Nobody ever heard of an 'adjunct administrator'": Higher Ed SNAFU
Reason (blog)
Glenn Reynolds, the Instapundit, has a sharp column up at USA Today. It's about out-of-control administrators who outnumber full-time faculty at most colleges and universities and are largely responsible for the climate of close-mindedness and ...


SEX ON THURSDAYS: New Partners, New Positions - Cornell University The Cornell Daily Sun (blog)


SEX ON THURSDAYS: New Partners, New Positions
Cornell University The Cornell Daily Sun (blog)
I hopped off, established tabletop position and arched my back into cat pose (see how useful yoga terminology is in real life?) letting him fuck me hard and fast before I asked him to pull my hair. A couple minutes of that and he asked me to get on the ...


WC14: Discussing “Strong Women” with DeConnick, Simone and More - Comic Book Resources


WC14: Discussing “Strong Women” with DeConnick, Simone and More
Comic Book Resources
“If you can take the woman out and replace her with a sexy lamp and the story is the same, then fuck you,” DeConnick said as the audience laughed. The room cracked up again as DeConnick apologized for swearing, looking around to make sure there were no ...


NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs First Round Predictions - Japers' Rink


NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs First Round Predictions
Japers' Rink
Montreal Canadiens (6 Games): What John Cooper has done with the . . . fuck me, it even hurts to write it. . . Lightning this year is impressive. He has them playing strong at even strength (51.7%, 10th in FenClose), and they ... The Penguins are too ...

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Thou Shalt Not Have a Dull Sex Life - Vocativ


Vocativ

Thou Shalt Not Have a Dull Sex Life
Vocativ
Christian Nymphos even offers a catalogue of 99 positions to try, such as the Countertop Caboddle, the Grand Tetons, and the Italian Chandelier—complete with detailed descriptions and “twists” that rival Cosmopolitan magazine. Cunnilingus on the ...


Playing “Who Do You Take” With Chiefs Nation - Arrowhead Addict


Playing “Who Do You Take” With Chiefs Nation
Arrowhead Addict
On Saturday, I gave Chiefs fans “odds” or percentages on what kinds of position players that could be taken first in my post called, “Odds On Ten Positions The Chiefs Could Take In The First Round. ..... First of all Laddie, what the fuck is a chiefs ...


Susana Martinez's administration sounds familiar - Salon


Salon

Susana Martinez's administration sounds familiar
Salon
It turns out that a bunch of assholes are running New Mexico. And while assholes who surround themselves with other assholes often do well in American politics, one thing that tends to happen is that they also alienate people who are in a position to ...

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